mashed in maryland 2:15 Tue Sep 13
Songs for Karen Brady
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Someone said on another thread that there were no anti-Brady songs.
This must be quite unusual for West Ham fans as 90% of the time if we think someone's a bit of a cunt within 5 minutes theres loads of stuff made up for them.
So lets brainstorm a bit.
Maybe something like the Christian Daily song "ooh Karen Brady..."?
Discuss.
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Pub Bigot
10:15 Mon Oct 31
Re: Songs for Karen Brady
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Keep it short, sharp and simple.
Karren Brady is a cunt and a fucking liar
Whoooooo whhoooooooo
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CaptainBlueAndClaret
11:13 Fri Oct 28
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bly needs reworking slightly, but using the Doors tune, THE END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmASTC7wR6U
This the end
Of Brady’s friends…
This the end
Of Brady’s only friend, the end
Of Brady’s elaborate plans, the end
OF EVERYTHING THAT STANDS, THE END
No safety or support, the end
We’ll never believe in Bradys diatribe… again
Can you picture what will be?
An Olympic Stadium… empty!
Desperately in need…of
Some…atmosphere!
In a… desperate land?
As the out cry builds about events unfolding at the London Stadium and calls for West Ham Utd to play behind closed doors...
The DOORS song THE END becomes more relevant, but with a change;
"We’ll never believe in Bradys diatribe… again
Can you picture playing behind closed doors?
An Olympic Stadium… empty!
Desperately in need…of
Some…atmosphere!
Stratford a… desperate land? "
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The Kronic
9:06 Thu Sep 15
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Start a thread about beastly songs for the skank and watch her weird stalkers laughably defend her. And worse still, their grovelling doesn't even rhyme.
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les marteaux
2:01 Thu Sep 15
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So why do we need songs that are crude and sexist?
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Mike Oxsaw
12:41 Thu Sep 15
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Why should we have songs belittling Brady?
She now needs to go. She's completed the turn-around and got the club to the O/S.
It needs a very different set of skills to now take the club forward.
Business Studies 101, Page 1, Paragraph 1.
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les marteaux
8:31 Wed Sep 14
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Why should we have songs belittling Brady. She is one of West Ham's best assests
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Cor Blimey
6:57 Wed Sep 14
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Oh Karren Brady, you helped to save our club
Oh Karren Brady, our fans ain't worth a rub
Oh Karren Brady, they're all morons on WHO
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Aardvark
5:38 Wed Sep 14
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Wouldn't th 69th minute be more suitable with our owners?
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bubbleblower
5:33 Wed Sep 14
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all standing up on the 66th minute would be quite funny
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CaptainBlueAndClaret
5:14 Wed Sep 14
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WorldCupWilly 2:59 Wed Sep 14
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Serenade the Duchess of Knightsbridge before she is sacked!!!
Fans call for Brady's resignation over OS 'fiasco'
http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=130305#a3RGMY1yF7cUmG7x.99
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WorldCupWilly
2:59 Wed Sep 14
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Once we've decided on the best songs, we need a time and a place to sing them. There's been a suggestion of a walk out on the 66th minute - much better to have a walk round the concourse to block 108 at that time where we can serenade to her sitting above! That's one of the positives about the new place is that every home fan can get there!
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mashed in maryland
10:49 Wed Sep 14
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Our ground has got a fucking running track
Karren, Karren
We want our fucking turrets back
Karren, Karren
Her arse is fat, our seats retract, we've got a fucking running track
Oh Karren Brady
She's got a massive arse
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Mike Oxsaw
12:12 Wed Sep 14
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HairyHammer 3:43 Tue Sep 13
My daughter might consider being shagged by every unwashed Muslim ever let into the EU as taking things forward (make love, not war, and all that bollocks). I'd have a decidedly different definition of "forward",,,and, no link, you sick cunts.
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Mart O
12:05 Wed Sep 14
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I've enjoyed reading all of this and would love it if enough of us cunted the old witch off. I don't care what she may have done or not, I think she's a vacuous cunt with all her Tony Blair-style, outdated marketing bullshit. I cannot abide the vulgar tramp.
However, one or two of you may have a little too much time on your hands...
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cosmo smallpiece
11:59 Tue Sep 13
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HairyHammer 3:43 Tue Sep 13
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Well said.
What a classy thread.
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CaptainBlueAndClaret
11:02 Tue Sep 13
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Mike Oxsaw,
Like that rendition;
Pink Floyd --- We Don't Need No Education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG1fgCHvDNQ
What about the chorus being?
All in all to us, you're just a cash machine in the wall.
All in all to us, you're just a cash machine in the wall.
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Mike Oxsaw
10:32 Tue Sep 13
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We don't need supporters standing
We do need complete control
No alpha male types in the stadium
This stadium is a family zone
Hey! Punters! You're in a family zone!
All in all, to us, you simply mean fuck all
All in all, to us, you simply mean fuck all
We don't need standing ovations
We don't need you shout and bawl
No orchestration, cheer the team on
Punters keep the sound down low
Hey punters, keep the sound down low
All in all, to us, you simply mean fuck all
All in all, to us, you simply mean fuck all
Wrong, do it again, Wrong, do it again
If you don't use yer seat, you can't be a fan
How can you be a fan if you don't use yer seat?
You, yes, you standing in the stadium,! stand still laddy
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Stranded
7:58 Tue Sep 13
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double entendre of 'spending a penny' is intentional
The Stratford boys all sing this song
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
The Stratford racetrack's five miles long
Oh! doo-dah day!
Goin' to run all night
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the grey
Oh, big fat Karren on her big black horse
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Tried to jump the gaps but they couldn’t get across
Oh! doo-dah day!
Goin' to run all night
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the grey
Now they’re stuck in a great big hole
Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Can’t touch bottom with a ten foot pole
Oh! doo-dah day!
Goin' to run all night
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the grey
I won my money on the bob-tail nag
Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Won’t spend a penny on that old bag
Oh! doo-dah day!
Goin' to run all night
Goin' to run all day
I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody bet on the grey
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jim@chickenrun
7:25 Tue Sep 13
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Oh Karen Brady,you fucking ruined my life
Oh Karen Brady ,I,m in a world of strife
Oh Karen Brady,you've killed the claret and blue....
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CaptainBlueAndClaret
6:31 Tue Sep 13
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Probably needs reworking slightly, but using the Doors tune, THE END
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmASTC7wR6U
This the end
Of Brady’s friends…
This the end
Of Brady’s only friend, the end
Of Brady’s elaborate plans, the end
OF EVERYTHING THAT STANDS, THE END
No safety or support, the end
We’ll never believe in Bradys diatribe… again
Can you picture what will be?
An Olympic Stadium… empty!
Desperately in need…of
Some…atmosphere!
In a… desperate land?
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